From a friend:
>
> An Indian woman and a baby went for baby's first
> check up at an IHS clinic (Indian Health Service). They were put in
an
> exam room and were waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor
> arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little
> concerned he asked if the baby was breastfed or bottle fed.
> "Breastfed"
> she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She
> did.
> He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
> breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to
get
> dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't
have
> any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma."
