TOP 10 THINGS AMERICAN INDIANS
CAN SAY TO A WHITE PERSON
1. How much white are you?
2. I am part white myself, you know.
3. I learned your peoples ways in the Boy Scouts.
4. My great-great grandmother was a full-blood white
princess.
5. Funny, you do not look white.
6. Where is your powered wig and knickers?
7. Do you live in a covered wagon?
8. What is the meaning behind the square dance?
9. What is your feeling about river boat casinos? Do
casinos help your people, or are they a short-term fix?
10. Hey, can I take your picture?