It's from a comedy site, so don't be sure all parts are accurate. But it might be a good starting point for some being abused or lied to.
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https://www.cracked.com/article_30678_4-parts-of-your-average-yoga-class-that-are-bs.html....Chakras Aren't A Thing Either
Even if the closest you come to doing yoga is sitting in weird poses while you play video games, you've heard of chakras. As yogajournal.com helpfully tells us, they're "the body's 7 energetic centers" and "a convergence of energy, thoughts/feelings, and the physical body." Basically, if we were a boss fight, they'd be our seven glowing power sources.
Countless yoga sites will tell you how chakras affect our well-being. Here's one warning you that unbalancing your chakras through bad habits or negative environmental factors leads to health problems like anxiety and indigestion. Thankfully, yoga cleanses the energy of your chakras, each of which is associated with different functions. The navel chakra, for example, helps regulate your digestive system and willpower, and is associated with yellow and the element of fire. And if yoga alone doesn't restore your confidence and gut health, the Goops of the world will sell you overpriced essential oils, candles, and crystals to get those troublesome chakras unblocked.
That might all sound like nonsense, but you can believe it because chakras are an ancient concept that came from smart Indians, which is a real double whammy for impressing white people named Kemberly whose Sanskrit tattoo says “hoagie.” Now, the last thing we want to do is wade into centuries of revered religious beliefs ... but we don't have to, because the
western understanding of chakras has almost nothing to do with their Hindu origins.The misunderstanding began in the early 20th century when Westerners, anticipating the internet, began talking about foreign beliefs without a proper understanding of them. An influential 1927 book by the man who thought he'd found Jesus 2.0 tried to cram chakras into theosophy, and a 1918 publication was based on a poor translation of a 1577 text that wasn't especially authoritative. These errors and oversimplifications became mistaken for ancient wisdom and, over time, more and more pseudoscientific ideas were grafted onto them. Chakras became spiritual fanfiction.
The association of chakras with colors, elements, gemstones, bodily functions, emotional states, and even Jungian archetypes are all the invention of Westerners way too eager to try ordering in Hindi when they visit the corner Indian restaurant. But while your yoga teacher might tell you it's a simple fact that everyone has a red, earthen root chakra that affects their sleep and sex drive, ancient
Hindus and Buddhists couldn't even agree on how many chakras there were. But that was okay, because
they were considered visualization aids for meditative religious practices, not literal tanks of energy kicking around your body that need regular refueling. There's no scientific evidence for the latter; if everyone in a yoga class feels less anxious and more frisky after a session focused on their pelvic chakras, that's because they took an hour to do something relaxing.
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Bikram Yoga Was Founded By A LunaticOne of the most popular forms of hot yoga is Bikram Yoga, created by Bikram Choudhury. Every Bikram session goes through the same 26 poses, and they tend to crank the temperature and humidity up even more than their competitors. Celebrities took to it, and you can find a Bikram branded studio in any fair-sized city. It's the Tylenol or Kleenex of hot yoga ... if Mr. Kleenex was also an abusive weirdo.
Choudhury got his start in early '70s LA, and his teaching method will make you appreciate even the most inept hippies. He mocked overweight students, bragged about his wealth and sex life, and claimed an absurd number of powerful friends (he totally taught Richard Nixon yoga, you guys, for realsies). An interview where he claimed to have "balls like atom bombs" was typical. In 2005, major publications were writing about his efforts to build a national yoga empire, which included
lawsuits of anyone who misused or deviated from his method.
But his attempt to copyright yoga poses fizzled out, and then the allegations came rolling in. In 2013 it cost $13,000 to be certified as a Bikram teacher (other common certifications tend to cost a couple grand), and these training sessions were ... unique.
Two lawsuits accused Choudhury of comparing himself to Christ and Buddha, claiming that his form of yoga could cure cancer and AIDS, exploiting misled volunteers brought in from overseas, discriminating against sexual and racial minorities, sexually harassing seemingly everyone, and raping an exhausted student, among other acts.
Devotees who poured their life savings into becoming franchisees defended Choudhury from the parade of claims, but by 2016 his sleaziness had become impossible to disguise and he was
ordered to pay $6.4 million in damages. He instead fled the country, and has spent the last few years flaunting his fortune while dismissing his critics as "trash" and "psychopaths."
There's an arrest warrant waiting for him if he ever returns, but otherwise he continues to issue his expensive certifications and rake in money from branded studios. So, if you do want to practice hot yoga, maybe check out the knockoffs across the street. Oh, but make sure it's not run by one of the many other chains or gurus with their own abuse scandals.
1 Yoga Has Been Flooded With Conspiracy Theorists
Because Western yoga has been severed from its Hindu origins, it's fallen in with the "wellness" and "spirituality" crowds. Those broad concepts include everything from crystals to Reiki but, with respect to people who just find yoga relaxing and certain rocks pretty, people who believe there are viable alternatives to modern medicine are more likely to believe there are viable alternatives to modern reality.
New Age types are prone to believing conspiracy theories; the overlap between the two realms has been dubbed "conspirituality." Over the past few months, American, Canadian, British, and Australian publications have all found local
yoga teachers forcing anti-vax and QAnon videos on their students. The wellness world has always had an anti-establishment streak, but they've evolved from a general distrust of Big Pharma to
believing that COVID vaccines are implanting us with microchips and celebrities are involved in a secretive cabal of child abusers, among other nonsense.
COVID has kicked the problem into overdrive; not only was everyone stuck at home for months, bored and fearful, but yoga teachers used their online connection to their students to bombard them with conspiracy crap. It's a lot easier to suggest watching a polished video than it is to stand in front of real human beings and give a speech on secret government pedophiles without sounding like a lunatic, and ridiculous ideas sound a lot more probable when you're lonely and afraid.
Yoga also helps divorce QAnon from its less palatable elements, while the COVID conspiracies slid neatly into wellness's already lurking anti-vax beliefs. QAnon's rabid Trump supporter origins were downplayed in favor of "We need to save the children!" messaging and, if you believe your body is a magical self-sufficient temple, you don't want to hear that the whole edifice can be annihilated by a little virus even though you've sacrificed red meat and potato chips for years.
A BBC investigation suggested that yoga's emphasis on self-discovery also fueled the problem, combining a distrust of authority with a tendency to call yourself an independent thinker by, ironically, mindlessly consuming anything and everything that doesn't fit the "official" story. And because the official story has never been scarier, believing that you've been lied to becomes a soothing balm. It's an explanation that doesn't challenge your worldview.
This all has nasty real world consequences;
yoga teachers have been breaking quarantine, accusing random people of pedophilia, and ruining long friendships with students who don't want this stuff shoved at them. But other yoga studios are pushing back against conspiracy theories and endorsing "critical spirituality," which encourages a divorce of yoga's physical and mental health benefits from fantasy nonsense. And, as prevalent as this problem has become, odds are still good that the typical yoga teacher won't do anything more offensive than try to sell you their arrhythmic pan flute music. But make sure you know where the exit is, just in case.
