More comedy, this time intentional.
http://66.102.9.104/search?q=cache:EVjmVWlaY3kJ:www.somecrankyguy.com/%3Fm%3D200507+%22peace+mother+geeta&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=13"Scam Peace Mother
Filed under: Rants, Social Issues — SCG at 2:31 pm on Sunday, July 31, 2005
OK, this one really fries my nuts!
Here I am, trying to not be cranky and actually seek some place where I can volunteer my services. Yes, I am Some Cranky Christian Guy, but I am trying to exercise more the Christian part. I log onto my trusty Internet and quickly find this site. Volunteermatch.org. Wow, what a great site. So, I enter my zip code, set the range for state-wide, and select the ‘Religion??? category. Hey, why not give that a try, eh? What the Fart do I find?
A wonderful opportunity to cook for the divine mother! What the Fart?
? I’m like, what? What divine mother? So, I click on it. Here is the description, right from the volunteer match web site:
There is rare opportunity available for people that wish to earn great merit to cook for Enlightened Master Peace Mother Geeta Sacred Song, who is the manifestation of Mother Mary, Tara, Kuan Yin, Durgaâ Divine Mother from all traditions
See volunteermatch.org link right here.
I sat there just starring at the monitor, not quite believing what I was reading, my mind filled with mental flatulence. What the F? I repeat – what the Flatulence?
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I read further:
Peace Mother is constantly on pilgrimage and is traveling the US on a Grace & Compassion Pilgrimage. Volunteers can visit to website to see where she will be and choose to do selfless service in the area that she will be in, or travel with Peace Mother on pilgrimage. Being in the presence of a true Master dissolves karma and propels us to our highest destiny in each moment. An ocean of Grace is available through Peace Mother, as she is the fountain of Grace. Volunteers interested, are recommend to read Peace Mother’s book The Impeccable Warrior of Light: Wisdom Teachings for Spiritual Protection, which is a hand book to understand Peace Mother’s / Divine Mother’s wisdom teachings that explains how Masters live, regardless of the tradition.
I think I could end this post by simply writing WTF WTF WTF about a thousand times.
However, being an enlighten university educated fellow, I decided to learn more. I surfed to the sacred peace dot org website. Immediately, this scam artist’s photo showed up.
Holy crap. Who the hell is this scam artist pretending to be? Here ya go, right from the non-tax paying organizations web site:
As a Huichol & Mayan descendent, Peace Mother is trained in Ancient Mayan Medicine and Sacred Sounds of India, Tibet and Native American Spiritual traditions. Miracles abound around her, which she credits to Divine Mother Grace, her Mayan Spirit Guides and the Celestial / Earth Forces of the Sacred Pyramids, Caves, Waters and Winds.
So, bottom line, I can volunteer to cook for this b itch.
I think not. I think this whacko is no whacko. I think this is a shrew business woman who has realized that most Americans are dumb as a box of rocks, and open to any kind of feel good crap. Hey, she has created a non-profit organization, so doesn’t pay taxes, accepts “love gift??? donations, probably a lot of it cash, sells her books, tapes and God knows what else to idiot saps, and now she is looking for some hollow-headed fruitcake to cook her meals – as a volunteer! Give me a freaking break.
If you really, really want to laugh your bladder off, go to the stupid website and read all the material there. It is so much more creative and funnier than anything I could write.
Enlightened Master Peace Mother Geeta Sacred Song my as s."