Got this from a Native friend.....
WHY INDIAN MEN CAN'T BE TERRORISTS...........
1. 8:45 a.m. is too early for them to be up.....heck, their just getting home!!!
2. They believe in Indian Time, they would have missed all the airplanes.
3. Pretty women on the plane would distract them. Calling her over their lip!!!
4. They would talk and laugh too loud and always say "AAAAA!!!!", thus bring attention to themselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, they would forget why they're there.
6. They would talk with their hands, therefore they would have to put their weapons down.
7. They would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. They would start to argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. They can't keep a secret, they would have told everyone on the Rez aweek before doing it.
And...........
10. They would have to put a eagle feather on the windshield of the plane.
